Introducing the Quadruple Bypass Burger – and would you like a side of valve replacement with that?
Don’t expect medical care if you experience your heart attack at the grill:
As a courtesy, the restaurant offers its “best customers” a wheelchair service to their cars by waitresses dressed in slinky nurses’ outfits.
The idea, however, has not gone down well with the Arizona State Board of Nursing which has expressed concern that some patrons may confuse the waitresses with real nurses.
How do you get to be a “best customer?” Multiple bypass surgeries?
(Added December 12th): Wow, lots of hostile comments!! For the record, I am not “railing” against the Heart Attack Grill or the fact that the waitresses are dressed up as slinky nurses. I was merely putting it out there as something interesting. I’m more or less in agreement with these two bloggers: Emergiblog and Disappearing John. Basically, it’s not offensive to me because it’s a parody! I actually kind of think it’s a funny premise for a restaurant. Unhealthy? Yes, of course, but funny nonetheless.
And hey – I’m all for the health of the masses, but if you ALL were healthy, wouldn’t that put me out of a job?
(Eating unhealthy foods might cause heart disease. If you already suffer from this, learn about the benefits of the Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery and don’t forget to take care of your heart!)