code blog: tales of a nurse

"milly rn" writes:

Another day, another patient - of kuwaite nationality. No surprise I work in an icu in a private hospital in london uk. kuwaite families ship their loved ones out to london when given any kind of grim diagnosis in the misguided hope that we over here will be able to fix the problems! they usually arrive half dead having been rotting in one of their own country's hospitals for weeks ( tip - dont get ill next time you visit kuwait) all paid for by the kuwaite government (nice lot arent they!)

Anyway mama m arrived, supposed to be very sick ventilated unstable blah blah blah........... in a wheelchair launched herself into her bed on arrival with no assist (we didn't have time to get near her such was the speed of her action all we saw was a blur of black cloth) and proceeded to mime the urgent need for food and beverages moi moi moi sista!!!( translation -water water water sister!!)

moi & munchies were obtained, mama was happy, family were happy. doctor not happy - mama had a K of 7 and no percievable kidney function at all. cue bit of action.....insertion of 1 vascath, trundling out of 1 Prisma CVVHD machine....priming of machine ........attachment of mama to said machine. followed by 12 hrs of machine alarming constantly..... stopping constantly... generally not doing its stuff..mainly due to the fact mama was a rolling around in the bed...as you in the know will know, not good for flow in a vascath not good for attempting cvvhd (or to the uninitiated the sort of continuous dialysis thingy we do in icus for clapped out kidneys & clapped out patients)

mama could not sleep (nurses could not read gossip magazines), due to the godamned racket the prisma machine was making & also probably if im honest due to the nurses (me & collegue) stomping up to the machine cursing & restarting it approximately 500 times every hr.......for 12 hours........

mama who supposedly spoke not one word of english apart from the term sista (nurse) announced wearily in the morning-'mama no sleep machine crap!' i was very impressed! that woman will go far in this city of ours.

I wasn't sure if I should post that submission, because it is a bit insensitive and because I don't have the patience to edit it enough to read smoothly. It's literally been in my inbox for 2 YEARS and every time I read it, the end just cracks me up. Because sometimes the CVVH machine is crap. -ed.

"Catheter Commander LVN" writes:

Having worked for 2 years in the ER, my experience became most helpful when I went into Correctional Nursing. You ask, "why do they fake a seizure?" They fake it for several reasons here: To get out of their cell when the facility has been locked down. To get the attention of staff. To get to an outside facility (hospital) where the women are much more abundant and prettier and the FOOD is sooooo much better.

We now on a case by case basis use the hand drop, pen across the nailbeds and brushing of eyelashes to determine validity of the "seizure." We're running about 95% on the FALSE side now. Before, we just tossed in an IV, threw on some O2 and out the door they went to the hospital. Since we started doing these checks, the seizure activity has slowed tremendously, go figure. Its nice to see them walk back to their cells, head hanging with a write-up for attempted staff manipulation.

And finally, "loved nursing RN" submitted this:

My mom, an active 83yo was fine till she got hit by the truck called CNS Lymphoma. Getting her admitted to , we thought she had a good chance at recovery. The last 7 months have been a nightmare with hospital acquired infections, 3 rounds of pulmomary edema, poor transfer of info at change of shift, blatant lies by staff from nurses up to and including administrators.

The infection control standards are appalling, compassion lacking in most of the doctors and NPs even knowing I am a nurse with a wide variety of technical skills did not put them on guard to do the right thing. No they would argue that keeping a used red rubber suction cath in a liter bottle of saline on the FLOOR was acceptable clean technique. Administration would never acknowledge a mistake. When I suctioned mom myself because of a 2 hour wait for the nurse, I was reprimanded and threatened with my license. The large medical centers are not what they should be.

Yikes.